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Pantomimes

ALADDIN and his LAMP

Genies, corny jokes, audience participation – it’s panto time! Oh yes, it is!! Goodies, baddies, genies and even Bob the builder get in on the act in this crazy, lively show. The story goes on a crazy journey above and below ground!

ALI BABA + 40 thieves

Join Ali Baba and the four tea thieves in another TINSEL TURMOIL PRODUCTION. Meet aged belly dancers, nice and nasty members of the same family, goodies, baddies and all the jokes you’ve heard before! Can Ian “Diana” Jones rescue our heroes from behind the rock? Open Sesame – for the latest whacky panto!

ALICE in PANTO LAND

Alice falls asleep and enters the dreamy world of Panto Land. Expecting to be in Wonderland, Alice encounters Princesses, Villains and Idiots from a range of well-known pantomimes. With set pieces to allow extra people to be involved, expect all the old jokes and more (a pun fight at the tea party), audience participation (which villain is worse) and foolish capers galore. The ending is the most predictable ever - it was all a dream. But for the audience...a nightmare!!

BABES IN THE WOOD

Robin Hood, Nurse Tickle, Maid Marian and a nasty Sheriff all steer us through a traditional tale set in Sherwood Forest where even Morris the Traveller is not all that he appears.

CINDERELLA

A surprise ending involving Fairy Liquid, Prince Dustin Dyson, Dr. Whoover and others. As an obsessive cleaner, our heroine looks unlikely to marry a prince… but a happy ending is guaranteed for her. But not for the Ugly Sisters! Great fun for everyone

CINDERELLA (unmasked).

The storyline is fairly close to the traditional tale and there is a happy ending of course! Cinderella is a dreamer and longs for a prince to come and sweep her away. Accompanied by her father , Baron Skint, and the ever loyal Buttons (whilst hindered by DIY team of Bodger and Grabbit) she meets her two new stepsisters: Covidora and Fluella. A chance meeting with the Prince (in disguise) - and an even greater fluke that the Fairy Godmother was there too - our heroine overcomes adversity and appears resplendent at the masked ball. With opportunities for audience participation and set pieces (maybe choirs or dance troupes) you can be guaranteed a production with good family fun and no new jokes!

DICK WHTTINGTON and his cat

King Rat has taken over many cities of the world and a new fairy is appointed to find someone to rid London of the menace. In Nether Dumpling in the Marsh there lives Dick Whittington and his cat, Boris. Boris is allergic to fur! Dick makes his way to London to find his fortune and finds love as well! King Rat sends Dick, Dolly and Boris to Morocco on a ship. Whilst there, Dick finds the solution to all the rat problems. The Sultan rewards him and Dick returns in triumph to London where he is made Lord Mayor! Great fun for all the family with all the usual poor jokes, set pieces, audience participation and a load of bells! Enjoy!!

JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

Snufflegobbler, the giant/ogre/villain, is up to no good. He is angry and looking for a family to ruin. He picks on the family of Dame Trott and her lazy son, Jack. Doc Marten, the wizard/fairy, sides with Jack and makes sure that good will triumph eventually.Jack loves living in the West. The WILD WEST set piece is great fun but turns about to be the wrong west!! The bailiffs, Egg and Chips, are sent to tell the Trotts that they will have to leave their cottage and dairy if they do not pay the rent. Odorous Egg, the owner, appears and challenges Jack to get a job by the end of the week or face eviction. He dreams of being a farmer.Claribelle, the cow, has to be sold but Jack exchanges her for a bag of beans provided by Mr Bean. Dame Trott is furious and throws the beans at Jack. The beans grow into an enormous beanstalk which Jack climbs to escape trouble. He ends up in space and Ogreland – the home of Snufflegobbler. The giant has captured all the villagers and forced them into making beans in his factory. Jack manages to help the villagers escape and, on return to the cottage, finds that the golden eggs can provide enough money for them to stay. Snufflegobbler and his cronies, Frank and Stein, are blown away by the beans!

Other show scripts

A Dickens of a Christmas (loosely based on A Christmas Carol)

Brian’s Got Talent (can Brian find his real talents in life?)

Foiled again (a melodrama)

Pirates of the Carbonara (old people are still useful)

Shooting Stars (a crime on a film set)

Treasure Island (a swashbuckling tale)

Nativity type scripts

Christmas Countdown

Satnavativity

JOE WHITE & THE 7 DINNER LADIES

PORCINA is trying to bring junk food onto the school menus! JOE is unaware of the danger that he and the dinner ladies face while on a training course. Fitness training, food hygiene, playground games and the dreaded wet playtime all have to be passed!

PETER PAN

More crazy characters try to retell the story of Peter Pan but Alf Warning and Sid Down do their utmost to prevent it! Captain Hook must wear a cork on his hook! Tinkerbelle cannot throw magic dust! Have fun - if the Health/safety reps allow it!!

PUSS IN BOOTS

Old Deuteronomy (the cat) narrates the tail/tale of Puss in Boots. The story starts with the tragedy of Dora Dumpling's husband dying and leaving his three sons all his worldy goods - a mill, donkey and cart...and a cat! The story weaves its way through dozens of old jokes to a happy ending. Encountering Count Crusher(the sausage loving ogre) , King Periwinkle and his family, the nasty Miss Whiskers and visiting Amsterdam, Africa and the Royal palace...

PUSS IN BOOTS

This panto provides good, clean fun for a family audience. Plenty of calling out, laughs(hmm) and fun with muddled twins, shocks, tragedy, comedy and a guaranteed happy ending. Like the sound of it? Oh yes you do!!

ROBINSON CRUSOE
Blackbeard the pirate is causing chaos and has got hold of a treasure map! Robinson Crusoe needs to stop him! With crazy story lines that take you under the sea, into France (Inspector Clouseau - not Crusoe) and to an island with a beach rapper called Friday...this is great entertainment for all the family. Old jokes, audience participation, opportunities for dance and song, fun for everyone. A main cast of ten characters wobble their way through a nautical script. Will Fiona and Robinson ever get married? Will Captain Crabsticks sink yet another boat? Will Clouseau prove to be clueless? Will the audience get seasick?

SLEEPING BEAUTY

4 girls all end up as the Princess. 4 boys don't want to kiss any of the girls to wake them up! Maleficent could win!! Music and mayhem in this new version of a traditional story with all the ingredients of a fun-filled pantomime. And you put in your own surprise ending!!!